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FROM THE LAB:
AI ISN'T OPTIONAL ANYMORE
The honest take on AI for East Texas business owners. No course to sell, no transformation language. Real systems we've built into real businesses.
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I've always had a bad relationship with agencies. I started out as a photographer back in 2013. Picked up videography in 2017. By 2019 I was on the internal marketing side full time, and I haven't looked back. Since then I've done pretty much all of it. Content creation, directing shoots, brand design, catalog management, ad creation and management, SEO, and every other acronym you can throw at me. My whole career has been in-house, running marketing for multi-million dollar brands and manufacturers, sitting inside the business and watching the e-commerce dashboards in real time. I could see exactly which dollar brought in a sale and which one disappeared. When your paycheck depends on revenue you can actually point to, clever stops mattering pretty fast. What works is what matters. Honestly, most of what I've done in my career is come in behind agencies and clean up their mess. I've walked into companies and found the leftovers. Dashboards full of charts that don't connect to anything. Campaigns running with no way to tie a single conversion back to the spend. And nobody ever told the company, "hey, we can run this campaign, but we have no way to track if it actually works." So month after month they got handed impressions and clicks labeled as conversions. Numbers that photograph well in a deck and do nothing for a business trying to pay its people.
You shouldn't be paying anyone for results you can't see. I'll be honest, I'm a little unhinged about this. I'm obsessed with infrastructure. I'll harp on having a working foundation so obsessively you and I will both end up dreaming about it. If I can't tell you with certainty that the call, the lead, the add to cart, the purchase came from our work, you're not spending a dime on ads until I can. I've had the privilege of running budgets in the multiple hundreds of thousands a year and watching them return at rates that made everyone in the room a little uncomfortable in the best way. Now I want to bring that home. Tyler is where I was born and raised. My family is all over East Texas. And I know too many people running real businesses around here who tell me, "yeah, we're doing marketing, but it's just not working." That's what Pretentious is here to fix. In Tyler, across East Texas, and wherever else we can help. I'm not trying to build an agency that wins awards or impresses other marketers at conferences. I want to build something that actually works for real businesses, month after month, without the fluff.


